I F*$(@#ING hate bacteria

If anyone has ever wondered why microbiology professors are crazy I think these past few days I've found the reason why.......... ITS BECAUSE THE LAST FORTY F#$^#ING YEARS OF THEIR LIVES HAVE BEEN GOVERNED BY LITTLE F#$%ING BACTERIA LESS THAN 200 MICROMETERS. Seriously, if my life was based around staying up late every night and waking up early to grow some little f(*%^ing cells I think I would either a.) shoot myself in the f(#^*ing nuts or b.) go absolutely crazy (the later being the more preferable outcome).

**warning: this post was made while watching cells divide in a little petri dish (an event even more boring than watching water boil since it only happens every 30 minutes in the case of these cells)**